HOUSE OVERSIGHT 031092 a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game." Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters) To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand the world according to Chicago ... While Chicago is a city in Illinois , it is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals and language. There are only three rules and a Prime Directive which anybody can understand. You don't even need an attorney to understand them --and if you need an attorney, well, you know too much...so look out for Rule #3! RULE #1...No matter what you see, hear, or do --you don't know anybody and you don't know nothing! RULE #2...If you capture something on tape or camera -- it doesn't reveal nothing! RULE #3...If you know what everybody knows in Chicago --well, you still don't know nothing. The PRIME DIRECTIVE in CHICAGO ...No matter what the vote Democrats win the election. Now pay close attention! It's very simple....we'll illustrate. Remember, you know nothing. These two? They don't know each other! They said they didn't.