HOUSE OVERSIGHT 023560 Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish. Where do cows learn how to sing? In m0000sic class. Knock, knock... Who's there? Cook ... Cook who? Cuckoo? What are you, a clock? Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have any guts. Why'd Melvin cut a hole in his brand new umbrella? So he could see when it stopped raining. Harry's mother says, "Why are you crying, Harry?" He says, "Because my new sneakers hurt." She looks down and says, "That's because you put them on the wrong feet." Harry says, "But these are the only feet I have." What should you do if your clothes are on fire? Don't put them on. ENO of KIDS' SECTION ********* There was a Chinee in China, We thought was a very good climber ... He slipped on a rock, Fell and knocked off his cock, Now that Chinaman's got a vagina. bid you hear about the woman who died from eating too much peanut butter? She stuck to the roof of her coffin.