HOUSE OVERSIGHT 023559 She says, "Well, why don't you just stick your thumb up your ass?" He says, "That's what I do in the kitchen." ******** Two little old ladies are sitting at the slot machines in Atlantic City. The first one says, "b-did you come on the bus?" The second one says, "Yeah, b-but I made it look like an asthma attack." ******** My ex-girlfriend ... what an asshole.. ... and her tits weren't bad, either. ******** Cristiano says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, Cristiano shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table." She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls Cristiano to the side and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either." ******** Did you hear about those new super-sensitive condoms? After you fuck her, they stay and talk to her. ******** What would you call a Chinese hooker with a huge vagina? 6ae Ping. ******** for the kids: What would you call an elephant who never washes? A smellyphant.