HOUSE OVERSIGHT 023554 A dentist walks in with a needle to give Kasten a shot of Novocain. Kasten says, "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" The dentist starts hooking up the nitrous oxide and Kasten says, "No! No! I can't do the gas thing, either!" The dentist says, "Can you take a pill?" Kasten says, "Fine." The dentist reaches into a drawer, takes out a pill and says, "Here's a Viagra." Kasten says, "Wow. I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer." The dentist says, "It doesn't. But it'll going to give you something to hold on to while I'm yanking out your tooth." ********* Why don't Arabs circumcise their camels? So they'll have a place to put their gum during a sandstorm. please follow me on Twitter! get a new (?) joke every day at 4:20 pm EST ... @jackieMartling ********* How can a husband get his wife to stick her fingers in his asshole more often? By pretending he doesn't enjoy it. ********* A big fat Polish lady pushes her car into a gas station. The mechanic says, "What's the matter? She says, "It conked out." In a few minutes, it's purring like a kitten. She says, "What's the story?" He says, "Crap in the carburetor." She says, "How often do I have to do that?" ******** What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs? "He must be really blind."