HOUSE OVERSIGHT 023553 Why'd the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other guy'd get a chance to drive. ******** Friedman calls the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. A mouse ran up inside my wife. II The doctor says, "I'll be right there. In the meantime, wave a piece of cheese between her legs." The doctor races over, and when he comes in the door, Friedman's waving a herring between his wife's legs. The doctor says, "What're you doing? I said to use a piece of cheese." Friedman says, "I know you did. But we have to get the cat out first." ******** Why'd the guy marry a Siamese twin? So he could hang his wife and a girl on the side. ******** A pickle walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you doing in here?" The pickle says, "Well, for starters, I'm celebrating the fact that I can walk." ******** Why's "bra" singular and "panties" plural? For the same reason that when you take a shit you actually leave one. ******** The World's Best Gifts! they keep on giving! all six of Jackie's Oqlio joke CD's ... The Joke Man, Sgt. Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts, Come Again?, F. Jackie & snort ... are available on Amazon, iTunes, and at Oglio.com *********