Elaine You' re in denial again—but you have to give me a couple of pills. | would just /ove to put a Viagra into Jerry and Kramer’ s coffee. George: Oh, really? | thought you had scruples, Elaine. Dosing somebody is unethical, especially friends. Elaine: Oh, didn’ t | tell you? | had my scruples removed with laser surgery. George: Seriously, Elaine, what about all the s/de effects of Viagra? Elaine: Stop worrying, George. Hurry, let me just have two. Jerry and Kramer will be here any minute. [Cut to the Stand-up Comedy Award ceremonies. Jerry, Elaine George and Kramer have been sitting at a table, drinking coffee. Suddenly the table rises slightly.] Jerry: Kramer, stop that, what are you doing? George: Maybe he’ s holding a one-man séance. Kramer: | can’ t get it down/ Jerry, | can’ t get it down! Elaine: Gosh, Kramer, you must have been thinking about sex, huh? Kramer: No, | was thinking about my business plan. That’ s the only thing that really arouses me. When I' m with a babe, | just think about my latest scheme and | get aroused. But | always let the babe take the credit. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015401