“Lesbians hook up with gay men all the time,” he says, “either friends or guys they’ ve met through personal ads. We are now simply allowing them to do so safely and without discrimination.” On the other hand, in the movie, Sarah Si/verman: Jesus ls Magic--a performance by one of the best and raunchiest female stand-up comedians--she describes a sure method of birth control: “coming all over her face.” Of course, that punchline is derived from the ever popular image on Internet porn sites, where | look in vain for the small print with messages warning, “Do Not Try This Particular Money Shot At Home” and “This Is Not Exactly What She Means When She Says She’ d Like To Get a Facial For Her Birthday.” Furthermore, in Chelsea, Michigan, Book Crafters has refused to print Baboon Dooley, Rock Critic, a collection of John Crawford’ s comic strip, because his protagonist accidentally drinks from a glass of semen. He spits it out upon learning the content, only to be called a sexist, and challenged: “You' d expect a woman to drink it, right?” However, on CNN, author Hugh Prather was a guest, and the subject was couples. A caller revealed his problem: “The trouble is, when | come in her mouth, she can’ t really swallow it all." The anchor quickly hung up on this premature ejaculation. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015348