A Letter to Barack Obama October 10, 2010 Dear President Obama, It seems that the theme emanating from the White House is “Eat, Pray, Be Disappointed.” And yet, whenever | do feel disappointed, | always realize that the alternative was John McCain, with Sarah Palin just one Halloween “Boo!” away from the presidency, and then | always feel a sense of relief. Actually, you’ ve kept one big campaign promise--to send more troops to Afghanistan--so | guess we can’ t fault you for that. In fact, according to Bob Woodward in Obama’ s Wars, all you want to do now is get out of Afghanistan. Well, why don’ t you just do what Osama bin Laden did; cross over to Pakistan. Since we bribe Pakistan to be our ally, you’ d think they would never consider harboring bin Laden, though they reek with empathy when our outsourced drones drop those bombs. Also, during the campaign, you said you believe that the legality of Same-sex marriage should be decided by the states, but that you personally think marriage should be between a man and a woman. Which is exactly the position that eventually led to the revocation of Carrie HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015324