Jealousy is an outmoded emotion to be shunned like dandruff. There’ s even a workshop that advises “How to Handle Jealousy” and another titled “Swing Without Guilt or Jealousy.” And so now | not only feel guilty about not participating, | also feel guilty about feeling jealous. I' ve committed a swinger crime. | can hear security guards shouting “Jealousy alert!” Loud sirens go off. “Jealousy alert!" Now where will | go? | have been reading about tantra in Rea/ Magic by Isaac Bonewits: “Energy control is a very important part of the exercises; it is essential, for example, that during Kama-ka/i the male be able to refrain from ejaculating under the most harrowing circumstances.” | decide to drop in on a workshop, “How to Prevent Premature Ejaculation,” but everybody has already been there, and they all left early. Sorry. | blurted that out before | could stop myself. kok OF There are swing clubs all around the country, from “Shenanigans” in Indiana to “Liberated Christians” in Arizona ( “for Christians seeking liberation from false sexual repression based on mistranslation of scripture who wish to explore responsible non-monogamy and polyfidelity” ). Many clubs designate themselves as Equal Opportunity Lifestyle Organizations, HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015207