and yet | don’ t want him to be indicted and sent to prison for who knows how many years. What we can do is to place the full blame on a stranger who was wearing a stocking over his face so that there will be no description except for that detail. Willow didn’ t report it because she didn’ t have enough cash to pay for a rape kit, and she felt afraid to tell me until she was sure that she was pregnant. But she w///be giving birth to that baby. And when Track returns home from Iraq, he will help raise that child, pretending he’ s only the uncle, which he actually wi//be. We could even announce Willow’ s pregnancy as an October surprise. That would endear our Christian conservative base to us even more than now, and it could provide a surge--excuse the expression--to our popularity. McCAIN: Just because it worked in Bristol’ s case, that doesn’ t mean it will also work in Willow’ s case. | hadn’ t quite considered an announcement like this as a possible October surprise. | thought we might capture Osama bin Laden. Or that there could be impeachment and conviction of Bush and Cheney, but it would leave Nancy Pelosi as the new president, and we surely don’ t want that Maybe Obama would be assassinated, then there would be rioting all over the country, there would be martial law, the election would be canceled, and the Bush administration would remain in power. Or the October surprise could be HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015168