ambush candidate, Senator McCain would be ridiculed into a severe case of buyer’ s remorse, his impulsive choice would backfire, and there would then be an epidemic of schaedenfreude among Democats. But | must admit, Ms. Palin, you have, dare | say, a certain Machiavellian charisma, and | was not quite prepared for that. You said that you deliberately tried to make yourself look frumpy, what with those Kawasaki eyeglasses and that chocolate-rust cotton-candy hair-do, sort of like the secretary in a porn movie who takes off her glasses and shakes her hair loose, then she goes ahead and seduces her uptight boss right there on his own black leather executive chair. Or so the comedians tell me, | wouldn’ t know. But you might as well be the star of a porn movie, because your main qualification to be vice president is that you Aave a vagina and you area cunt. Allow me to parse that for you, Sarah. When | say that you were appointed because you have a vagina, there is no way in semantic purgatory that McCain would have chosen a man who had exactly the same political positions and experience as you--except that your American flag pin is bigger--so his having a penis would simply not make one iota of difference. And, you’ re a cunt if for no other reason than, in your acceptance speech, using Barack Obama as a prototype, you demeaned countless dedicated and courageous community organizers across the HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015153