Back home in Brentwood, I’ ve been listening to talk radio a lot. Ronn Owens on KABC had listeners phone in with nothing but jokes about me for a solid hour. First he warned the audience that if they were easily offended, they should tune out. | have never felt so objectified in my life, and yet, at the same time, | found the program quite riveting. The best call came from a nine-year-old who said, “Bill Clinton violated the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff.” The worst call came from a man who asked, “What do the Titanic and Monica Lewinsky have in common?” The answer was, “They both have dead seamen (semen) floating in the hull.” And remember that awful piece of gossip—the one Lucianne Goldberg initiated in order to get attention from the press for Ae-—that | kept a blue dress stained with Clinton’ s dried ejaculation as a souvenir? Well, Jonathan Brandmeier on KLSX invited listeners to call in and suggest euphemisms for presidential semen. My favorite was “Bubba butter.” Apparently, my role is to serve as a vehicle for the destruction of taboos. | have also become an automatic comedy reference. So, to Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O’ Brien, |’ m very useful in punchlines. To Saturday Night Live \' m just a character in their sketches, and never without that beret from my famous hugging-Bill TV footage. But | did HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015145