From: Jackie Martling Sent: Wednesday, May 18, 2016 9:45 PM To: [email protected] Subject: see Jackie in Bellmore, LI! A lady stumbles into a bar. She says, "B-beertender, g-give me a dribble martuni and p-put a pickle in it." He gives it to her and she drinks it down. She says, "B-beertender, g-give me another dribble martuni and p-put a pickle in it." He gives it to her and she drinks it down. She says, "B-beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and y-you better put two pickles in it, becau ... because I've got heartburn." The bartender says, "look, lady ... it's not beertender, it's bartender. It's not a martuni, it's a martini. It's not a dribble, it's a double. That's not a pickle, it's an onion. And you haven't got heartburn, you've got your left boob in the ashtray." What should you call a woman with a huge bush? A cab. A guy walks into a store and says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper." She says, "What color?" He says, "Give me white. I'll color it myself." 7pm Saturday, June 4th The Brokerage Comedy Club 2792 Merrick Road Bellmore, Long Island NY all show info on jokeland.com A woman calls Dirty Johnny's mother and says, "I caught your son playing doctors and nurses with my eight-year-old daughter." EFTA_R1_02075098 EFTA02702613