From: Jackie Martling <-> Sent: Tuesday, November 17, 2015 9:46 PM To: [email protected] Subject: see Jackie this Sat. in Bay Shore, Long Island 8pm this Saturday, November 21st Boulton Center 37 West Main Street Bay Shore, Lon Island, New York https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pesptpm/10034064/1025578 boultoncenter.org Sabean's on the road and doesn't realize he's gone into a bar full of transvestites. He starts talking to a good- looking...ahem...woman...and they really hit it off. They have a few drinks and then they leave the bar and climb into the back seat of his car. After a few minutes, he says, "Are you pregnant?" She says, "Umm urn, yes. Yes, I am." Sabean says, "I thought so. The kid's arm is hanging out." ***** ••• What should you do if a midget's missing? Put his face on a carton of Half & Half. An old Southern guy's got a pond on his farm. One day he hears giggling and splashing, so he grabs a pail and heads for the pond. When he gets there, there's three girls skinny dipping. When they see him, they swim to the far and of the pond. One of the girls says, "We're not climbing out of here buck naked with you standing there." The farmer says, "I'm not here to see you girls naked. I'm here to feed the alligator." it's the Horrordays! goodness gracious, it certainly seems the Holiday Season comes around quicker than poop through a goose. not that there's anything wrong with that. hope you enjoy these jokes. the older I get the more I love them. go finger. when's the last time you "Used Your Finger" and dialed (I I-WINE ?! still going, 36 years later ... please spread the word about this silly list. EFTA_R1_01940113 EFTA02671138