To: jeevacation mail.com 'eevacation mail.com] From: David Grosof behalf of David Grosof Sent Fri 4/24/2009 : : Subject: Fwd: yidspin What arc your favorites? Deja Nu and Dis-kvellified are pretty awesome. Jewbilation (n..) Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish or that your offspring is marrying a Jewish person. Torahfied (n.) Inability to remember one's lines when called to read from the Torah at one's Bar or Bat Mitzvah. (OR from the Hagadah at Passover) Matzilation (v.) Smashing a piece of matzo to bits while trying to butter it Bubbegum (n..) Candy one's mother gives to her grandchildren that she never gave to her own children. Chutzpapa (n.) A father who wakes his wife at 4:00 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper. Deja Nu ( n.) Having the feeling you've seen the same exasperated look on your mother's face, but not knowing exactly when. Disoriyenta (n.) When Aunt Linda gets lost in a department store and strikes up a conversation with everyone she passes. Goyfer (n.) A Gentile messenger. Hebort (v.) To forget all the Hebrew one ever learned immediately after one's Bar or Bat Mitzvah.. Jewdo (n.) A traditional form of self-defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot. Mamatzah Balls (n.) Matzo balls that arc as good as your mother used to make.. Meinstein - slang. "My son, the genius!" Mishpochadots (n.) The assorted lipstick and make-up stains found on one's face and collar after kissing all one's aunts and cousins at a reception. Re-shtetlement (n.) Moving from Brooklyn to Miami and finding all your old neighbors live in the same condo building as you. Rosh Hashana-na-na ( n.) A rock 'n roll band from Jewish Brooklyn EFTA_R1_01516640 EFTA02441903