To: From: Gibby Sent: Fri 4/2/2004 6:35:13 PM Subject: Fwd: As we look to the futures Senior Moments Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." > >— The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. > > Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me? "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home is it'?" > > I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that makeme dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. B u t .... Thank God, I still have my Florida drivers license ! > > A 97 year old man goes into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I want my sex drive lowered." "Sir", replied the doctor, "You're 97.. Don't you think your sex drive is all in your head?" "You're damned right it is !" replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered !" God, grant me the senility To forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune To run into the ones I do, And the eyesight, to tell the difference... > > EFTA_R1_01278925 EFTA02332746