From: Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2016 3:45 AM To: [email protected] Subject: baseball time baseball time ... At the very first Old Timer's Game, where former baseball stars get together=to play a few innings and then be celebrated, the legendary Detroit Tiger Ty=Cobb stepped up to the batter's box and said to Bill Dickey, the old New York=Yankee who was catching, "Bill, I haven't held a bat in years. Maybe you better=stay back a ways in case it gets away from me." Bill Dickey backed up about ten feet, and Ty Cobb bunted. He laughed all the wa= as he got to first base in plenty of time. Billy Martin and Mickey Mantle drive upstate to go hunting. They pu=l up to a farm and they see a big "No Hunting" sign. Mickey says, "Hey, we're Yankees. I'm gonna drive up to the farmhou=e and ask the farmer if we can hunt on his land." Mickey drives up to the house, gets out, goes over, knocks, the far=er opens the door, and Mickey steps in. Mickey says, "You think it'd be okay if Billy and me did some hunti=g on your property?" The farmer says, "Well, hell, yes, Mickey. I'm a big Yankee fan. But I need yo= to do me a favor. My old mule Sal is on her last legs and needs to be put dow= and I just don't have it in me to do it. You think you could put her out of he= misery for me?" Mickey says, "Sure thing." When Mickey jumps back in the truck, he says, "That old sodbuster said ain't no=20 ballplayers or ballbusters or nobody hunting on his farm. What an asshole.=Hey, you see that old mule over there?" Mickey puts his shotgun out the window, aims, and "Blam!," shoots=the mule dead. He keeps his head turned so Billy won't see him laughing. All of a sudden he hears, "Blam! Blam!" Billy says, "I got two of his cows. Let's get the fuck out of here." EFTA_R1_00145266 EFTA01802719