that happen, ever. It really wasn't my fault, but I don't want to blame her either. She certainly didn't mean for it to happen. Let's just say that I came up with the concept that drunk people and fires don't mix that weal. 1 don't know if 1 will ever do a fire show again. And if I do it won't be for a while. My burns are healing very nicely and I went to the doctor who gave me cream and she said it should be fine and it's not going to scar. X: When did this all happen? T: About four weeks. X: I'm wry. I was told you had this great story about your ass catching on fire, and I thought it was supposed to be funny. That isn't funny. T: It's not too funny. But I probably made it sound funny, because people really freak out when they hear it. So I tell it in a humorous sort of way. I say, "I looked down and all of a sudden, Holy Shit, my ass is on fire!" It's not funny, but it is kind of ra funny. X: Well after you are all better, you will probably tell it funny. T: And afterward everyone was saying here have a shot of tequila, have a shot, to try and forget the pain. By the end of the night I was shaking, I kind of went into a little bit of shock. I was lucky; it could have been my face or my hair. All those girls out there, be careful with your fire shows! X: What is the funniest thing that over hap- pened to you when you were featuring? 1: Oh God. My girlfriend hates to travel with me. She used to call my Grace, because I used to be anything but graceful. A lot of people tell me I am graceful on stage but really I am a total klutz. Probably the funniest thing that ever happened to me was I was doing a Mick and my shoe flew off and hit a guy in the face. He was laughing about it and I was embarrassed but it was funny at the same time. X: What is the weirdest thing a fan ever said to you? T: A guy asked me if I would piss in a cup so he could drink it. X: You should have said how much money do you have in your bank accou