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New Species Discovered. Referred to as "Homo slackass-erectus''. Characterized by constant spineless posturing and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an Inability to ambulate other than In an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to affect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. Unfortunately most are highly fertile. EFTA01145543
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