From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation(igmail.coin> To: Robert Coutrier < Subject: Fwd: (no subject) Date: Fri, 14 May 2010 13:56:39 +0000 i hope today goes well„ i thought the following would make you laugh Forwarded message From: <I Date: Fri, May 14, 2010 at 9:53 AM Subject: Re: (no subject) To: jeevacation(ii;gmail.com A couple of my favourites are as follows; Isabel calls me to say she is having trouble with her Portuguese domestics and as I "have a way with staff" would I mind dropping in to see them, which I do a couple of days later. I forget their names, but lets call them Jose and Paulina. I ask Jose what the matter is. He replies and I quote as near verbatim as i can recall; "Sir, its not that I mind Miss Isabel screaming at me, its not that I mind Miss Isabel screaming at me in front of my wife, its not that I mind Mrs Isabel slapping me, its not that I mind her slapping me in from of my wife, its just that I cannot accept being slapped in the street" !!! Another good one was when I took Isabel to Bali, Indonesia 15 yrs ago. Whilst there she did a lot of shopping of local artifacts and hand crafts, including ordering a large bolt of fabric specially woven to her instructions. She asked Ugo Gerasati, the Brazilian socialite who had a fabricshop out there at the time specialising in Balinese batiquesetc, how he proposed sending this to her once completed, as she had no intention whatsoever of being paying outrageous postage and packing charges. He told her that he had an excellent solution, which would involve no costs at all. He would ask the next English customer who happened to be in the shop when the fabric was ready, if they would mind taking it with them back to London. Quite a favour to ask of anyone especially when this bolt was the size of a large packing case. In any event the late Mary Howard (Lord Patrick Howard's charming wife) dropped by a few weeks later to visit Ugo and was tasked with taking this huge package to Lond