From: "G. Max" To: Subject: Fwd: (no subject) Date: Sat, 02 Mar 2002 09:51:26 +0000 <html> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite citexblockquote type=cite class=cite cite>I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ<br> so much. I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And I<br> never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their<br> heart. Also, I never have figured out how sexual desire gets thrown into a<br> state of turmoil when it hears the words, "I do."<br> <br> <br> One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the<br> passion starts to heat up, and she then says, "I don't feel like it, I<br> just want you to hold me."<br> <br> <br> I said, "WHAT?!"<br> <br> So she says the words that I and every other husband on the planet dread.<br> She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a<br> woman.<br> <br> I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realized that nothing<br> is going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.<br> <br> The very next day we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store...<br> <br> I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She<br> couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of<br> them.<br> <br> She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I<br> say, "OK." And then we go to the jewelry department where she gets a set<br> of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited! She must have<br> thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she<br> cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet<br> because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when<br> told her that it was OK.<br> <br> She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have se