From: "G. Max" iMila To: philip Levine Subject: Fwd: Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000 <html> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite expensive<br> > > spots<br> > > it.<br> > ><br> > > rug, she farts loudly.<br> > > nervously to see if<br> > > hopes<br> > > now.<br> > ><br> > > to her is a salesman.<br> > > today?"<br> > > what is the price of<br> > > > ><br> > > farted just touching it,<br> > > when you hear the price!"<br> > ><br> > ><br> > ><br> ></blockquote></html> cite> >A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY >Persian rugs. She browses around, then the perfect rug and walks over to inspect >As she bends to feel the texture of the >Very embarrassed, she looks around >anyone has noticed her little accident and a sales person doesn't pop up right As she turns back, there, standing next >"Good day, madam. How may we help you > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, >this lovely rug?"<br> He answers, "Madam, if you you are very likely going to shit EFTA00581344