From: "G. Max To: Philip Levine Subject: Fwd: Fw: Three men Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000 Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly<br> > > > there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his<br> > > > forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at<br> > > > him questioningly.<br> > > ><br> > > > "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip<br> > > > under the skin of my arm."<br> > > ><br> > > > A few minutes later a phone rings. The second<br> > > > man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes<br> > > > he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a<br> > > > microchip in my hand."<br> > > ><br> > > > The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps<br> > > > out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with<br> > > > a piece of toilet paper extending from his<br> > > > rear. The others raise their eyebrows.<br> > > ><br> > > > & ot;I'm getting a Fax,& ot; he ex lains.</font></block uote></block ote> EFTA00580134