From: Ted Wain To: alMia> Subject: Re: Kayaking Date: Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:06:42 +0000 Made it safely back from the Kayak trip. 7 year olds seem to detract from the paddling somewhat, we survived with no major injuries, a better appreciation for waterfowl, and a pretty good workout. My dearest, sweetest, most adorable Ms. Maxwell, I am the only instructor you need. I have been irrevocably assigned to your case, and can only be removed by a surgical procedure, a governmental order, or an act of some unseen energy force. I will call upon the most renowned specialists in the world as needed to augment your training. The mere asking of the questions what and why, are clearly an example of how badly you need it. Under section 1r, sub par A, a thread count exemption can be made, for whick I have laready applied on your behalf. You might see a lot of man made materials, but you won't be forced to touch them. Mostly they will be worn by overweight people, and occasionally adorn furniture in rooms where one would certainly not remove your clothes. As to my penance, I'll accept whatever terms you wish to dole out to me. I want to see you so fucking bad it hurts already, so take that into consideration. • Original Message From: G. Max To: Ted Waitt < Sent: Mon May 10 20:18:20 Subject: Re: Kayaking 2004 I am sure that that was a wise decision to leave your BB behind. So I understand the road trip. Are there other instructors I can/should interview before having to make my final selection as to who will be my teacher on this road trip? + If I agree to you being my instructor - just need to know what exactly you will be instructing me in? Are you versed in everything that I will need to learn, or do I need additional instructors to fill in any gaps you may have? + What little tests??? That part makes me very nervous. Regarding my refusal to stay at a certain hotel. I feel quite convinced that you were secretly very happy with my decision. I w